AUDITIONS

AUDITION ANNOUNCEMENTS!

 
SHE KILLS MONSTERS
 
Written by Qui Nguyen
 
Direction: Roberta Curless
Fight Choreography: Sean McGarry and Dominic Ciarrocchi
Assistant Director: Bruce Curless
Stage Management: David Mooney-Todd
 
The Ritz Theatre Company is currently seeking a diverse and dynamic cast of local, non-union artists for our upcoming production of SHE KILLS MONSTERS. See below for all audition information and a detailed character breakdown. All performers will receive a small stipend between $200-$300.
 
AUDITION PROCESS:
 
1st Round: Send your headshot, resume, and self-tape to ritztheatrecasting@gmail.com. Self-tapes should contain a 1-minute cut of a contemporary monologue of your choosing. YouTube links are preferred. If sending via Google Drive, please ensure anyone provided the link can access. Deadline for self-tapes is Monday, December 8th @ 5:00pm.
 
2nd Round: Callbacks by invitation only on Sunday, December 14th @ 6:30pm. Further info on callbacks will be provided to all artists invited to attend.
 
REHEARSALS: Sunday, Tuesday, Thursday evenings beginning December 28th.
 
PERFORMANCES: March 6, 7, 8, 13, 14, 15, 18, 20, 21, 22, 25, 27, 28, 29
 
SYNOPSIS: SHE KILLS MONSTERS tells the story of Agnes Evans as she leaves her childhood home in Ohio following the death of her teenage sister, Tilly. When Agnes finds Tilly’s Dungeons & Dragons notebook, however, she finds herself catapulted into a journey of discovery and action-packed adventure in the imaginary world that was her sister’s refuge. In this high-octane dramatic comedy laden with homicidal fairies, nasty ogres, and 90s pop culture, acclaimed playwright Qui Nguyen offers a heart-pounding homage to the geek and warrior within us all.
 
CHARACTERS
 
AGNES: An average girl with a painfully average life until tragedy strikes. Though reluctant, she learns to embrace the geeky, fantastical world her sister left behind.
 
TILLY: Agnes’ geeky younger sister. Bullied in life for her weirdness, she re-imagines herself in the game as the powerful and badass Tillius the Paladin.
 
CHUCK: A role-playing game enthusiast who helps Agnes play through Tilly’s D&D campaign as the self-proclaimed “DM Biggs.” He has a wildly inflated sense of how cool he is.
 
MILES: Agnes’ boyfriend, an average high school senior football star. He may seem disinterested, but he genuinely cares about Agnes — he just doesn’t know how to show it.
 
KALIOPE: Tilly’s friend, who in real life uses crutches to cope with cerebral palsy. Tilly has reimagined her as a Dark Elf who acts as the party’s master tracker, lock picker, magic user and ass kicker.
 
LILITH: Tilly’s crush both in life and in the game. Tilly has reimagined her as a Demon Queen who acts as the party’s muscle. In the game, she’s the perfect combination of beauty and brawn. In life, she’s caring and soft spoken.
 
VERA: Agnes’ offbeat BFF who works at The Gap. She wants the best for Agnes and fiercely advocates for her but tends to come off strong. Also plays Tilly’s high school cheerleader bully, reimagined in-game as an evil succubus with some epic dance moves.
 
NARRATOR: The mysterious cloaked figure who guides the story with a Cate Blanchett “Galadriel-esque” voice. Also plays Tilly’s high school cheerleader bully, reimagined in-game as an evil succubus with some epic dance moves.
 
STEVE: Whether it’s shopping as a customer or adventuring as the Great Mage, this unlucky guy is often used as an example to others of what violence and gore they may soon be subject to.
 
ORCUS – Tilly’s friend and Kelly’s older brother. Tilly has reimagined him as the reluctant demon overlord of the underworld.
 

THE OLYMPIANS

Ritz Stage Starz 2026 Winter Musical
Show Dates: February 13-14, 2026
Open to Students in Grades 6-12

Direction: Robert Repici
Music Direction: Chuck Hartung
Choreography: Lindsey Krier Repici
Stage Management: Evelyn Passanante

AUDITION REGISTRATION IS NOW OPEN!
👉 Fill out the form HERE!

Auditions: Monday, December 15th, beginning at 4PM

Rehearsals: Begin on Wednesday, December 17th and will typically take place three times a week (two weekdays after school and Saturday mornings). NO rehearsals Christmas Eve through New Year’s Day.

Tech Week: February 8-12

Performances: February 13 & 14, 2026 (3 total)

For the audition, students are asked to prepare a one to two-minute cut of a song from or in the style of the show using an instrumental/karaoke track. Devices can be connected via Bluetooth speaker. A dance call will follow the vocal audition. Please come prepared to move. Candidates may also be asked to read sides from the script and/or sing selections from the score.

Please Note: If cast, participation in this educational program includes a tuition fee (details available on the registration form).

⚡ ABOUT THE SHOW

THE OLYMPIANS is a riotous adventure about the power of changing the narrative!

Three Greek goddesses: Athena, Aphrodite, and Artemis, engage in a bet about how to best advance women’s place in the world. They make a wager to determine which is the most powerful tool: a top-notch mind, a loving heart, or a fighting spirit? Each goddess chooses one mortal girl, plucked from obscurity, and sets each of the three girls on a quest to prove their point. When the male gods catch wind of the mortals’ plans, they use their powers to make the quests much more treacherous than the goddesses intended. Ultimately, the mortal girls (and the goddesses) realize that it will take all three qualities to make a difference, and they realize that, rather than competing with each other, they must work together to prove that sometimes you can all be heroes.

Featuring an eclectic score of well-loved hits from Miley Cyrus, Kelly Clarkson, Blondie, The Chicks, Pat Benatar, and many more, this tale of Ancient Greece has never felt more contemporary.

🌟 CHARACTER BREAKDOWN

THE GODS:

ARTEMIS – Female. Fierce. Idealistic. Goddess of the hunt, wild animals, the Moon, and both chastity and childbirth. Daughter of Zeus and Leto, Apollo is her twin brother. She is the patron and protector of girls. She is angered by the status of women in human society and instigates change.

APOLLO – Male. A golden boy and a trickster. A charming and charismatic showman, sophisticated and more than a little bit arrogant. God of the sun, archery, truth and prophecy, and healing. Twin brother of Artemis. A frequent companion of the Muses, Apollo presides over all music, songs, dance, poetry. and loves theater.

ATHENA – Female. A steely cold intellect with a wry wit. The warrior goddess of wisdom (and courage, inspiration, civilization, law and justice, strategic warfare, mathematics, the arts, crafts, and skill.) The daughter of Zeus, she sprang from his head, full-grown and in armor. A problem-solver, she devises the test of three mortal women.

APHRODITE – Female. Empathetic and emotional. Goddess of love, beauty, and desire. Born from the sea, she is also honored as a protector of those who travel by sea. Frustrated that women (including her) are objectified and viewed only as beautiful prizes to be pursued, she wants humans to understand there are many types of love beyond romantic love. Both a mediator, and a troublemaker.

THALIA – Female. Warmly funny. Audacious. This is not a featured singing role but demands a character actress with strong comedic ability. She is the Muse of Comedy, one of the Three Graces – a second-tier goddess. She serves as a narrator, in a Mrs. Maisel-esque stand-up comic way, instructing the audience and guiding us through the story. Steps into supporting roles throughout, to comic effect.

THE MORTALS:

SOPHIA – Female. A small-town girl from a long and distinguished line of goat-herders, she secretly studies by day and watches her goats by night and yearns to travel to Athens to study. Smart, but naive. Overthinks everything. Excellent navigator, advanced mathematician, and inventor. Patronized by Athena. She will kill you with her sharp mind but is protective of her emotions.

ZOE – Female. Daughter of the King of Sparta. Athletic, tough, defiant, competitive, and over-confident at times. Something of a loner. Patronized by Artemis. Like Artemis, she feels no need to be defined by the romantic companionship of a man… or woman, for that matter. Fiercely loyal and protective – something of a Wonder Woman. She will kill you with her sharp sword.

ALEXIS “LEXI” – Female. Slightly older and more worldly wise, she comes from a middleclass family in Athens, and is the daughter of an Athenian citizen – a merchant who sails the seas. Intuitive, compassionate and a true believer in the Power of Love. Patronized by Aphrodite. Her brother is Xander. She struggles with how one person, with little power in society, can make a difference. She will kill you with kindness.

XANDER – Male. Lexi’s brother. A kind soul, and charmingly attractive, but a little hapless. He does not want to follow in his father’s footsteps but isn’t sure what else he should be doing in the world. Super helpful and thoughtful, he loves animals. He becomes an ally to the women’s quest and falls for Sophia.

ORPHEUS – Male. The mythic musician, now immortalized, a bit older and wiser. Very emotional – subject to high highs and low lows. Ideally plays the guitar.

THE GREEK CHORUS: An ensemble of six (or more) performers who play multiple roles throughout: CITIZENS OF ATHENS, GOATS, LOTUS EATERS, and others as needed for staging. The chorus should include at least four strong movers / dancers to play APOLLO’S HORSES, SPARTAN SOLDIERS, and have other featured dance roles throughout.